A Thought About The Other Fellow

When the other fellow acts that way he's being ugly
When you do it, it's just bad nerves
When he's set in his ways, he's obstinate
When you are, it's just firmness
When she doesn't like your friends, she's prejudiced
When you don't like hers, you are simply showing good judgment of human nature
When she tries to be accommodating, she's polishing the apple
When you do it, you're using tact
When he takes time to do things, he is procrastinating
When you take ages, you are being deliberate
When she picks flaws, she's cranky
When you do it, you're discerning.
I wish that was all I knew about that!